Hillary Under Criminal Investigation AGAIN! By Police In Georgia ~ NO Help From Feds This Time!
Hillary under criminal investigation again, this time in Lawrenceville, Georgia, a long way from her usual blanket of protection in Washington, DC!
Those of us not fooled by her BS that can see past her permanent press hairdo and paint on smile will not be at all surprised by what she is being investigated for, though I will not be at all surprised if her liberal servants that follow her around with their noses up her backside can see past the muck in their eyes and the stench typically flies from the backside of her thighs…
Say what!?! Well, it seems as though the modifications to her commercial tour bus turned RV, were nothing more than a make over of the facade, i.e., a fancy paint job! Those tasked with requisitioning the bus for her to campaign in, were apparently not informed that there would be occasions when Hillary and Bill would be traveling together. Surely had they known the bus would have to accommodate TWO people, each full of more shit than all three branches of the federal government combined, they would have installed an additional septic tank or two.
So the stage is set! There is one run of the mill commercial tour bus, two politicians full of more shit than all the others in American history, both who also happen to be the most arrogant, compulsive criminals that have evaded God knows how many life sentences without parole over the past four decades… What could go wrong?
We all know the Clinton’s leave a proverbial trail of shit behind them everywhere they travel and a stench so bad on everyone who comes in contact with them, one needs to shower the minute they leave your sight. Unfortunately for those in their vicinity, all that bull shit between them, confined inside of a small tour bus, became an overflowing reality!
Not to disappoint, in keeping with her true lawless premadonna persona, Hillary orders the bus stopped on the side of Grayson Highway and they began draining their bus that was overflowing with their Royal Dung. The stench was so nasty that it began to get the attention of others nearby and the police began receiving complaints of a commercial tour buss with a dark substance draining from it on the side of the road.
— Rebekka Schramm (@SchrammCBS46) October 18, 2016
The tour bus has “STRONGER TOGETHER“ in big bold capitol letters painted on the side and those present who were used to and familiar with both Hillary and Bill’s shit, have confirmed there is way too much truth to that campaign slogan! 🙂
When the police arrived they were greeted with the Clinton stench that so many in Washington, DC are familiar with, but the presence of used toilet paper scattered all over the ground and a stench so nasty and vile consuming every bit of fresh air in the state radiating from the shit draining from the bus, that the police decided to err on the side of caution and called in a professional HAZMAT Team to evaluate and decontaminate the area.
While the DC Gazette is unable to verify this, there are reports that many of those stuck on scene petitioned law enforcement to have Hillary and Bill permanently quarantined with the tour bus on Jekyll Island. Jekyll Island is a small island located off the Georgia coast in Glenn County. 🙂
By the time everything was under control, in addition to the local police, the County Stormwater Management and State Environment Protection Department were present and participating in the investigation. Yes, Hillary under criminal investigation!
The DNC started getting some pressure and questions from a local media station in Lawrenceville, so they issued the following apology:
“This was an honest mistake and we apologize to the Lawrenceville community for any harm we may have caused,” read the apology. “We were unaware of any possible violations and have already taken corrective action with the charter bus company to prevent this from happening again. Furthermore, the DNC will work with the Georgia Department of Natural Resources, as well as local and state officials to determine the best course of corrective action.”
So it is true, Hillary under criminal investigation!
Could it possibly be that after decades of escaping prosecution for their laundry list of federal crimes that it will be their shit, literally, that finally gets them convicted? 🙂